In on-line dating, don't be shocked at what shows up.
Don't waste your time watching Italian national football matches unless you want to watch the team they are playing and maybe not even then.
Here's the story of one of humanity's loneliest people.
Don't expect any politician, even the one that you really want to believe in, to be 100% that person you want him to be. You will only be disappointed. (This is more of a warning to self rather an a reflection on recent events.)
Drink more margaritas and/or bloody marys. It's summertime!
Expect ghosts, even if you don't believe in them.
Greet the ghosts that you don't believe in. You will like that they like that.
Listen to more Bob Dylan but don't be sad when you realize he's not the genius that so many think him to be.
Keep enjoying your reading. Enjoying reading is one of the greatest things one can do for oneself.
Just because you can watch unlimited movies from Blockbuster.com, that doesn't you have to.
Don't forget that we're all pretty sure that we only get around but once. Don't live like you're going to die tomorrow, nor in 400 years.